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Miles Upshur

He’s a Journalist that came from Washington. He was working on a investigation that involved some soldiers in Afghanistan before being fired. He got emailed from Waylon Park. To which he went to Mount Massive Colorado. There, begins the game intro.

John: “Have you heard of Miles Upshur?”
Me: “Yeah. He’s that one journalist that got married to Waylon Park right?”

by Milesupdawg March 13, 2021


Dammit Miles

A plague on both your houses
Used as a curse when something bad happens to you blame the king of black magic, Miles

*drops book* Dammit Miles!
*Dies during gameplay* Dammit Miles

by applechicken December 25, 2013


mathis miles

A member of the BuddhismHotline that is mentally challenged (retarded). It is said that Johnathon Hills has buried Mathis Miles under his house after abusing him multiple times, and the only other person that knows about it is a known caller of the program, Deus03

Mathis Miles is funny when he says 123 aboose

by Vaporing July 9, 2018


Doing a Miles

When a male is producing tears in response to emotional distress due to being met with indifference to his romantic advances on a female he has been unable to procure.

Look at that bitch doing a Miles

by TIGERBRUV January 2, 2012


Shag mile

While the distance travelled by light in a year (a "light year") is a significant measurement, there is one that has greater relevance to most of us: the "shag mile".

The shag mile (noun) is the distance one is prepared to travel in order to have sex.

Imagined SMS exchange*:

A: I am quite enamoured with you.

B: I feel rather passionately disposed towards you.

A: If only...

B: ...we weren't so many shag miles apart?

A: Yes, but it's a measure of my deep-seated lust for you that I will travel around 150 shag miles to see you.

B: I'll be waiting on the bed with my kit off.

*The real exchange would be considerably fruitier than this

by Roo October 6, 2013


Naked Mile

An act performed after a game of beer pong is lost without making any cups, the losing participants must run a mile naked

Damn we didn't get a single cup, Oh well naked mile here we come

by CC dynasty June 11, 2013

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City Miles

(Adj) A physical appearance suggesting an individual has lived a tough existance; usually as a result of substance abuse. The term originates from the distinction between a car that has "city miles" versus "highway miles."

I really don't believe that Kate is 32. If she really is that age, she's got some serious City Miles.

by SquareMike Jewpants November 18, 2004

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