Rural Dictionary

cooch mooch

Freeloading vagina begger that does nothing to earn the love. And is always looking for the easy exit.

Also a person who takes advantage of giving women.

John, are you two gonna be in there all day?

John: until she kicks me out!

Man, you are such a cooch mooch!

by bluecoyote March 31, 2014

cooter mooch

When one eats out a female waitress prior to getting their final check in order to receive a substantial discount.

"Joe quickly cooter mooched to to save $20 on his three course dinner"

by Dangdoerr July 16, 2017

Someone that rolls up to a rail that you spent all day going on crazy missions to scope out and set up and then they come at the last second and shred your rail. Or they sit there and watch you set up clamin they are just gonna film and then they decided once its set up to drop in.

Chad just sat there and watched us do all the work setting up the rail and then once it was set up he tried to do the rail but all he did was a front nose slap.

by T-Fish May 8, 2005

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town mooch

A very strange, confused, socially retarded (possibly mentally retarded) person who has nothing better to do apart from to wander aimlessly around the town centre all day making everybody who comes into contact with them feel slightly worried.

Not to be confused with a tramp/hobo, town moochers usually are fairly clean and probably have a small flat somewhere possibly even a job and/or a fellow town mooching partener/family.

Oh my days! Here comes that family of town moochers, why does the mum always wear a crash helmet?"

"Hey mate, if you don't stop hanging around town every day, people gonna start calling you a town mooch"

by tommo55555 October 21, 2009

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