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the strange smell on your finger you wake up with after getting weird all night
commonly smells like a mixture of alcohol, cigarettes, weed and whatever else you might have got your finger into.....
I can't stop smelling my morning finger.
dude I can tell you fingerblasted her from that awful morning finger you got there
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When an ugly girl, who wears a ton of makeup in order to look attractive, wakes up in the morning she is said to be a morning goblin. The makeup invariably rubs off during the night or is otherwise removed, revealing the girls 'true' appearance.
Dude, that chick you hooked up with last night was a total morning goblin!
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One of placebos greatest songs.
A friend with weed is better.
-Placebo-Pure Morning
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To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.
Loose the morning glory before you put somebody's eye out
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A coyote morning is when one has too much to drink the night before and as a result wakes up next to someone less than desireable. Like a trapped coyote one would rather gnaw off their own arm than risk waking the creature next to them.
"I drank way to much last night and woke up having another coyote morning"
"that chick at the bar was hot last night, but she turned into a coyote morning for me"
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When a male wakes up with a boner that pushed the blankets up,in the shape of a tent
I went in to ask if he wanted breakfast and he had a morning tent!
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A short use for ''good morning''
Hey man!! g-morning
how ya doing
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