drinker's mouth

the phenomenon associated with drinking; the victim's mouth tastes like the inside of a homeless man's pocket after a long ass night of drinking.

Drinker's Mouth: austin chugglered 38 beers last night. He exclaimed when he woke up that his mouth tasted like a homeless man's pocket.

stank mouth

Waking up with terrible breath after a night of drinking.

Symptoms include: Numb taste buds, extreme thirst, and your friends giving you the thizz face when you try talking to them.

Guy1 "Dawg, last night was off the meat rack!"

Guy2 "(Makes thizz face) Yo man, you got some stank mouth."

Guy1 "Haha quit playin. Wasn't that shit crazy though when that chick was flashin her titt-"

Guy2 "Nigga you need to stop talking."

Mouth queef

A woman burp so deep it came from past her pussy.

Bonnie:"burrrrrrppppp, oh man that came from past my pussy?"

Jolene: "did you just mouth queef?!"

Bush Mouth

When your girl is rugged and her no shave… ya get bush mouth.

Yo, when I went down on my natural woman I got bush mouth.

morty mouth

A term describing the outline of a woman's labia made visible by pants or leggings that are too tight. A reference to the likeness of the facial expression ( ω ) made by characters in the popular tv show, "Rick and Morty".

See also, camel-toe.

I hate wearing leggings in public because they give me a massive morty mouth.

Aww geez, don't look at her morty mouth.

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aggy mouth

the condition of the mouth which occurs when an individual is aggy. During extreme anger, or annoyance, the individual's mouth will shake uncontrollably as the rage within consumes them.

Aggy mouth tends to unsettle other individuals in close proximity to the aggy individual, who grow concerned an outburst of violence or a verbal tirade is about to be unleashed

Often coincides with aggy eyes

Dave was so aggy after losing his fifth consecutive game of FIFA he began to get aggy mouth. As his mouth shaked and lips quivered uncontrollably, we awaited the inevitable foul-mouthed harangue or potentially a vicious windmilling arm attack.

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Mouth Love

Fellatio (on males) or Cunnillingus (on females); a blow job.

Mel Gibson, drunk and nearly unintelligible, angrily screamed at his Russian ex-wife that he would burn her house down, but only after she gave him Mouth Love first. Mel is crazy again, I guess.

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