PONIES MY ASS

When bronies parents find out they fuck ponies

Brony: MOM IM SORRY ITS A VIRUS FOR PONIES

Mom: PONIES MY ASS. IM GETTIN THE BELT

Brony: NOOOOOOO PLEAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Bitch my ass

When a person with a greaseball, bowl lookin haircut who gets peanut butter licked off his balls gets beat up by a sixie and then thinks he can call him his bitch

Nick: Hold my pocket bitch!
Tim: Bitch my ass, fack you!

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rice my ass

What you say when you want an Asian man to fuck your ass.

Hey Dong, will you rice my ass?

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lick my ass

A song made by the rapper Papa Smurf. The flash cartoon The Smurfs: The Lost Episode (with the Lick My Ass music) is also popular on the albinoblacksheep website.

"Papa Smurf can I lick your ass?"
"Yeah, lick my ass, bitch!"

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Chaps my ass

When something/someone extremly annoys you; aggrovates; consistant blunder that affects you from another sorce

Bob kept fucking up the project at work - he really chaps my ass!!

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Put it in my ass

A meme on YouTube of a man playing with toys and saying the phrase ‘put it in my ass’

Oh yeah! Put it in my ass!!!!

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slap my ass

To demand a slap in your ass. What your mother does to you when you have been a naughty boy.

Ex 1: Please, slap my ass!!!

Ex 2: Erick I'm going to slap your ass, because you stayed out past midnight.

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