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Meat that is ether cheap in price, has strange features and looks/taste disgusting
Ron: Them Burger King chicken nuggets are only $1.99 for 20 pieces!
Ben: That ain’t chicken, that’s some mystery meat. Deer ankles
Any short period of time forgotten during a long day of drinking.
John said he partied all day at the tailgate and that he had a little mystery time before dinner..
what the actual flavor is made from when a package of candy says "mystery flavor"
i ate some candy today that was mystery fruit flavor. it was really good!
A senior member of a team who hadn't been involved in the development of a project who then comes in and completely changes the goals or "doesn't like" something the entire team has worked toward and agrres with.
Jill didn't show the brief to her boss, a mystery stakeholder, and now after months of work - he's canceled it because he doesn't like the green color that was used.
Unentered vagina, virgin pussy, muff that has never been descended upon, uncharted territory, uneaten pie.
One must have utmost respect for the mystery-muff and only go diving if he wishes to partake in the activities of it for at least another week, seeing as though the availability of such is diminished in urban society.
When demystified you will know as it bleeds for short periods of time, perhaps half a day, and is a mystery to men no longer.
Still classified as mystery no matter what amount of diving one is involved in.
Sometimes used by ho bags to try and convince people to engage them without the use of disinfectant. (see: ho bag)
Sometimes one may refer to the virgin herself as mystery muff.
Can you believe the tits on that mystery-muff? I am gonna hit that shit on this trip baby! Oh Yeah!
When you take a shower late at night without knowing what the shower is in aid of, i.e., going out, staying in, staying with company, etc.
For fuck’s sake. It’s 23:45 and I still don’t know if we’re going out or not. Best have a mystery shower.
00:00... she said she would call around now. Best grab a mystery shower.
A type of shit that leaves you speculating whether you actually had one because:
A) It went down the U-Bend so went you look you can't see it.
B) The tissue is clean when you wipe
Both these together result in a double mystery and leave yourself questioning your own sanity.
Person 1: I just took a double mystery.
Person 2: How'd you know, you could have just thought you had a shit?
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