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noun. A cloth, paper towel or tissue used with the intent of cleaning up messes and various fluids as a result of being overcome by sexual desire and urges.
"When I was invited to my first boy/girl slumber party, I packed my urge napkin as a precaution."
What you call your homie after he had your back and helped you fix something bad you have caused or inflicted on someone, something, or even yourself
Examples: Bad grades, Drug addiction, Bullying someone, and etc.
You: Hey dude, thanks for helping me with my grades and being my nigga napkin
Friend: No problem, I'm proud to be your nigga napkin
Person who only uses 4 plays in a full game of madden
I hate playing that napkin ass it's so annoying
When someone's someone cums or has sex on their bed and doesn't wash their sheets, they're sheets are called dirty napkins
Dave: yo bro your sheets are so stained
Steve: ye bro, I had a girl over last week, didn't wash em
Dave: o shit man, that's nasty you got sum greasy napkins
a pad or some type of device that collects blood during a female menstruation.
Omg! Give her a coochie napkin. She’s Bleeding!
A shirt that is specifically worn when there is a risk of food landing on it.
Generally characterized by being old, pit stained, with bonus points awarded for rips or tears.
Spaghetti tonight dear? I best be putting on my napkin shirt.
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Eww - I can't believe you wore that napkin shirt to dinner with my parents!
an undisputed expert in the "back of the napkin" underwriting models.
When it comes to Real Estate, Ralph is definitely the king of the napkin.