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A person who continuously listens to another person bitch and complain. They are bored and annoyed but never call the other person out on the bitchy behavior. This is either because (a) they are afraid of confrontation, or (b) they receive a false sense of themselves as especially compassionate or heroic. In either case, they soak up the bitchy vibes and are, simply put, a bitch napkin. LR
A: You really gotta stop listening to him complain so much about how his tacos taste when he dips them in milk - you're just being a total bitch napkin.
Dude's sponsee does nothing but complain. Dude needs to sack up and stop being a bitch napkin.
noun. A cloth, paper towel or tissue used with the intent of cleaning up messes and various fluids as a result of being overcome by sexual desire and urges.
"When I was invited to my first boy/girl slumber party, I packed my urge napkin as a precaution."
What you call your homie after he had your back and helped you fix something bad you have caused or inflicted on someone, something, or even yourself
Examples: Bad grades, Drug addiction, Bullying someone, and etc.
You: Hey dude, thanks for helping me with my grades and being my nigga napkin
Friend: No problem, I'm proud to be your nigga napkin
Person who only uses 4 plays in a full game of madden
I hate playing that napkin ass it's so annoying
When someone's someone cums or has sex on their bed and doesn't wash their sheets, they're sheets are called dirty napkins
Dave: yo bro your sheets are so stained
Steve: ye bro, I had a girl over last week, didn't wash em
Dave: o shit man, that's nasty you got sum greasy napkins
an undisputed expert in the "back of the napkin" underwriting models.
When it comes to Real Estate, Ralph is definitely the king of the napkin.
When you consume a napkin and shit it out and dig it out of your shit. Then you hang it on your wall as a trophy for your achievement.
Hey mom, look at my chocolate napkin!
Dammit Jimmy! AGAIN!