Dragon's Lair (NES)

The Nintendo Entertainment System version of the arcade game. Your character dies incredibly easy. Ways to die on the game are:

Touching a door, having a pebble thrown at you, touching a wall, and other seemingly harmless activities, unless being attacked by an enemy.

The Dragon's Lair (NES)version is so awful. I think its one of the worst games I have ever played.

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New York NES

When sex isn't working as well anymore...you take your penis out, blow on it and stick it back in.

I love giving girls the ol' New York NES

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me ne sbatto

Italian for "I don't give a damn".

Usually an euphemism of "Me ne fotto".

Girl: Lui è proprio bello! (He's so handsome!)
Guy: Me ne sbatto, io lo odio. (I don't give a damn, I hate him.)

ne bis in idem

Latin phrase meaning "not twice for the same", a legal rule that states someone cannot be prosecuted twice for the same crime. This is usually implemented into legal procedure as double jeopardy.

The prosecution attempted to have the suspect prosecuted afterwards when they found new evidence, but this was impossible because of the ne bis in idem rule.

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faux-ne call

pronounced: fone-call, noun
a fake phone call,
a pretend phone call, usually faked to get out of a certain situation

mom: hey, why did you come home so lat last night?
guy: ring ring, sorry, got a 'phone call'
*picks up phone and makes a faux-ne call*

din't jusge ne

Drunk Text equivalent of "Don't Judge Me"

phone message = "tee hee... wanna bourt you tonought... DIN'T JUSGE NE!"

GFLN has a whole line of related swag

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so desu ne

Is like "yeah yeah" or "uh-huh"

-are you a negative zero?
-so desu ne