quike

Term coined by an officer of a local bike (Harley) club.
Means a motorcycle with the addition of a Voyager Kit... which is basically "training wheels" for a motorcycle.

"A two wheeled vehicle is a 'bike', a three wheeled vehicle is a 'trike'... so a 'bike' with the addition of two extra wheels would be called a 'Quike' right?"

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din't jusge ne

Drunk Text equivalent of "Don't Judge Me"

phone message = "tee hee... wanna bourt you tonought... DIN'T JUSGE NE!"

GFLN has a whole line of related swag

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crunchies

in foot massage and/or reflexology... slang term for lumps, bumps etc. the therapist usually finds in a client's feet... usually calcium and mineral deposits.

Wow, I was working with Carlisle's feet the other day and he had mega crunchies! He really needs regular massages!

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Black & White Fred

A person who sees the world as only "black and white", with no gray areas. This person sees everything in terms of Yes/No, Right/Wrong, On/Off.... Black/White.

Sometimes associated with a Police Officer personality... Specifically, a Virginia State Trooper Mentality.

Austin never sees the gray areas of a dilema... he's such a "Black & White Fred"!

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