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A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none
“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”
“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
Nothing. Nada. Zip.
Ass to none is just a way to say “little to nothing”, meaning there is a very small amount in either a literal or metaphorical sense depending on context.
Jenny: “How much was your paycheck this week?”
Kate: “Even with my overtime? Ass to none.”
Like this definition if the following is true: none of the above.
Don’t rate this definition if the following is true: all of the above.
Answer! Let’s look at the text on the top. It says none of the below, meaning the middle text and bottom text shouldn’t be true. The top text states that the middle text is actually false, meaning that the top text is proving itself correct. Let’s consider the top text may be true, so the middle text can’t be true. Now if we take the bottom text, it can’t be correct as we already know the middle text is false. That means we have to dislike this definition. The top text says “Dislike this definition if the following is true: none of the below.”
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A sarcastic comment one makes when trying to inform a person they don't want to make a decision
You: What flavor of ice cream do you want?
Friend: none of them
Used to forgo any personal responsibility regarding matters for which one does not feel responsible that are otherwise your business such as paying your bills or the contents of your fridge. Made popular by Christian Na of Pittsburgh.
What happens in my apartment is none of my business.
YOU'RE GOING TO ADDRESS ME OR I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT YOU PIGS.
Hym "And if it doesn't come along with my money and the credit I'm going to do it anyway. IT'S MY LIFE! I TAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S FOR YOU TRYING TO TAKE MINE! IF I DON'T MATTER YOUR KIDS DON'T! THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY TO THE PARENTS! 'NONE OF MY BUSINESS! OOPS! SORRY YOUR KID IS DEAD!' YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOU DOING THIS TO ME OR I WILL MAKE SOMEONE ELSE DO IT FOR YOU!"
Ukrainian men are dying so you can get fucked by fat cocks you piece of shit.
Hym "Nothing is none of my business. You're a bigot."