Velvet Cloud

when a guy and a girl both have untrimmed pubes.
in the act of sex when their pubes combine creating the velvet cloud

"she had a massive bush and when mine connected we were floating on the velvet cloud"

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Cloud Rap

Cloud Rap refers to a form of hip hop whose distinguishing features include dreamlike beats (which often use wordless vocal samples, where singers harmonize or hold long notes, to produce a majestic, dream like effect) and abstracted, sometimes deliberately absurd, lyrics that make little to no sense.

Samuel: I want a new form a hip hop that is like lo-fi but doesn’t sound as bad

Kyle: Just listen to some cloud rap, dude

Samuel: The hell is that?

Kyle: It’s the type of shit you’d hear while dreaming, or some shit

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Cloud Cover

smegma or similar cheese-funk found around a bellend. Often discovered after not having washed for a while, or have slept with a skank

Pulling your foreskin back to discover a white-cheese like film.
Wah funk-dis cloud cover. i gotta get me some bath bashment

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Cloud 69

The most euphoric sexual experience imaginable, at least in terms of oral sex.

My god! This is the most perfect head I've ever had. And this pussy is delicious. I'm walking on air! This is literally cloud 69.

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head in the clouds

Not being very focused

He has his head in the clouds = he's thinking at something else, he's not very focused

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stink cloud

The area a man or woman occupies with their foul or overperfumed smell. It's the personal space of their stink.

Ugh, I accidentally wandered into that skank's stink cloud.

That guy's b.o. stink cloud is massive.

The heft of that guy's stink cloud just hit me in the face.