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Term used to describe something as very ugly.
A:What is so bad at Tardigrade? They are almost older then any other species on earth!
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**
The title given to an individual born during the month of September. The duration of a female's pregnancy normally lasts 9 months, therefore, the individual was conceived during December.
Alex: Why are you always so damn cheerful?
Bree: I was born in September. Being Jolly is part of my DNA.
Alex: Ahh, a Christmas Accident…
When you accidently push your sister down the stairs because there is something forcing you to
Basil: Ok sunny i know it was an accident lets make it look like suicide ok lets get the jump rope and look for a tree that ones good hang mari up and RUN Sunny: oops i accidently murdered my sister mari
When you want a sandwich but your mom won’t make you one so you take her car and a random pedestrians car that you hijacked while they were blowing someone off in a random house, you put bread on both cars, than put cheese on one side and ham on the other than smear them in mayo, or one side pb and the other jelly, than you put a brick on both cars gas pedals (safety first) and than, you have some fucking bread and random ingredients that we call a sandwich. See that’s the good ending, but the bad one is that the cats explode and you fucking die. That’s called a car accident.
I wanted a sandwich and I accidentally got into a car accident.
When you wet your bed or craps your pants
I have to wash my sheets because I had an accident last night
Something you say woops about afterward.
So she was the one that hired the Navy Seal to off her brother and make it look like an accident, unless it was the same kind of misinformation from NPR that brought people news about a guy bringing tons of rat meat from Africa to sell to restaurants.