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A slang term originated in central FL. Nobody knows what it means but it’s randomly used in multiple contexts.
Damn bro, mommy milky.
I’m so sorry for your loss! Mommy milky.
Your sister can’t find out about this, mommy milky though.
A harried, careless, indifferent city mother pushing a stroller down a crowded sidewalk -- who is ready to run over people -- using her stroller as a bulldozer. Kamikaze mommies are usually on the wrong side of the sidewalk daring people to walk in front of them.
Wow, that kamikaze mommy almost flattened me!
Vicious, mean, provocative and disrespectful arguments on the internet between women, usually mothers who disagree on parenting styles or other controversial topics such as vaccines, clinical male infant circumcision, breastfeeding, abortion, choice of career, etc...
No mommy wars allowed in this group.
A very T H I C C mommy with luscious thighs.
"Thicc mommy monika has some nice thighs" - everyone
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A mommy kink to me is when in my preference, a woman of maybe 1-3 years older than you cares for you and loves you in a way that resembles a mother’s love. She also lets you call her mommy🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤I think this is caused by the absence of motherly love in my early childhood🤣🤣
Dude I love calling my girl mommy and letting her baby me....I think I have a mommy kink🤔
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An unsuccessful middle-age loser who lives at home with his Mom. Jobless, loveless, hairless, and clueless, Mommy's Nigger relies on his Mom to feed him, do his laundry, give him money, pay the internet bills, and let him borrow the car occasionally.
Mommy's nigger better not play his music TOO loud or his mom will cut off the gravy train!
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When a mother can't help but throw her being a mother into a conversation, regardless of relevance. Usually done by mommy martyrs to gain sympathy or attention of some kind.
Stacey: I want to buy a green car.
Anne: My kid popped green before!
Stacey: Wow, mommy jacked much?