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I'll pay you when I get paid

Something someone says with no intention of paying anyone back.

Mikey: "Alright David, here's your Triple Cheeseburger with Fries and a Coke. That's £12 total."
David: "I'll pay you when I get paid."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023


10 paid guy

Someone who is a top producer and understands that it’s either feast or famine.

John: I only got 3 paid this month, how bout you?

Bill: Not bad, I got 10
John: Wow you got 10 paid???
Bill: yeah man I finally did
Sean: John it’s not crazy Bill is a 10 paid guy he’s a hard worker he’s relentless.

by Breadmaker45688 July 28, 2022


Paid Programming

Slots for infomercials and sales for anything ranging from clothing, jewelry, and furniture.

After 1 AM, Girls Gone Wild.

Jimmy's parents thought he was staying up late to watch Gargoyles, but his imagination and Paid Programming were what really kept him up at night.

by Cthulhu July 26, 2021


Paid-Off Hitler

A politician who is bought off by big corporations, and does the bidding of their corporate overlords.

Me: Did you see how that politician gave a big tax-carve out to the oil companies?

Them: Yup, classic Paid-Off Hitler.

by M3is3D October 17, 2022


Paid actor

A player in a pvp game so terrible at the game or one that makes such a grave mistake, often to the advantage of an opponent, that you start suspecting if said opponent secretly paid them for that screwup. An example would be if a soccer goalie failed to save a very easy to save shot, some audience may suspect the goalie accepted bribes from their opponents to let in an extra goal or two.

However, its most common usage is not to actually accuse players of accepting payment to play worse as such cases are very rare in online games with randoms, but to make fun of people who played so poorly they look like they did.

Teammate A: Bro did you see how badly teammate B choked that easy win
Teammate C: (sarcastically) Must be a paid actor smh my head

by Xavagery May 8, 2024