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That one mate that pretends to be friends just to get at some pussy
J: why are we still friends
N: just waiting for your sister to turn 18
J: you are such a pussy parasite
Someone who makes politics their entire social identity, and won’t shut the fuck up about politics. Generally, they hate whoever espouses beliefs stemming from a party not of their own.
Don’t talk to Karen, she’s a political parasite, and will be fervently listening to every word you say, and will try to destroy your happiness based on that which she doesn’t agree. Tom is the same way, even though he’s on the opposite end of the political spectrum.
A pocket parasite is someone who is always draining you of your finances.
My ex boyfriend was nothing but a pocket parasite. I took care of him the whole time we were together. I should have claimed him on my taxes.
A worm parasite that feeds off its host. I.e. Pip.
Doctor- "you've got a parasitic worm"
Patient- "No!! This can't be! I'm too old to die!"
Irredeemable parasites.
The guys in Harold and Kumar were just some Xtreme Parasites wasting their time. Especially the Thank you come again guy, that guy outwasted the other Xtreme Parasites.
Sucker. Opportunist. Taking advantage of people.
He is a testicle parasite. He always ask us to pay for his drinks.
someone who leeches off society and is a waste of everybody's time
Jamie is an absolutely useless parasite