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It's just missionary
Married sex life. Hey, the wife's bored. We're doing the Pennsylvania Pancake tonight.
When you have saved up a months worth of jizz in your system then blindfolded yourself and tied one hand behind your back and wacked off till you release into all the stolen beer glasses you own and make your significant other drink from them
All my beers are hazies after I Pennsylvania Lew’d all my stolen beer glasses!!
When your girl puts 2 fingers in your butthole and pinches your taint at the same time
Emerson: “My girl gave me the best Pennsylvania pincher ever last night”
The state of a man's pubic hair after a long session of anal sex. Patchy, sticky and dirty.
I need shower and to comb out this Pennsylvania rough I've developed.
A city in southwestern PA about 30 minutes from Pittsburgh, notorious for It's flooding and coldness. Monongahela is the birth place of the famous Joe Montana! "Mon City", is home to the Ringgold school District, including Ringgold elementary south , Ringgold Middle School, Ringgold High school, and Madonna catholic school. Monongahela is right next to the Monongahela River, Monongahela is elevated so "Mon City" has a aquatorium which is a seated area with stairs going down to a platform of concrete right on the River which is also I river front stage for the concerts "Mon City" puts on in the summer, it also serves a purpose as doc dogs stage for when that happens in the summers.
Let's go see doc dogs in Monongahela Pennsylvania
When a girl hides a piece of gold deep inside of her vagina, and you use a pickax to get it out.
Police Officer: So how exactly did she die?
Austin: Well, we were doing the Pennsylvania Prospector, and it worked correctly.
Police Officer: Understandable.
A Pennsylvania Pedicure is when you are banging a girl doggystyle and just before you blow your load you break her ankle then jizz all over her toenails.
Frank : Hey man , i think my wife is mad at me.
Jeff : Why do you think that ?
Frank : Well every time she limps by me on her crutches I get a dirty look... Maybe its because of the Pennsylvania Pedicure I gave her .
Jeff : Yeah maybe , my wife gets that way too after a Pennsylvania Pedicure, grow up already right ?