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An aggravating attempt by large corporations to forever hold unsuspecting customers in an endless loop of button pushing.
"I was stuck in that phone maze for two hours before I talked to an actual person!"
When a group of friends gets together to hang out and then they all end up sitting and staring at their phones; usually scrolling through social media or acting like they are so that they can fit in with everyone else. Is extremely common among girls, and my friends unfortunately.
I wanted to hang out with my friends but they were all being boring and having a phone session. So then I left and tried to find people that were actually having a good time instead.
An emergency call box located on a college campus.
If you're being stalked at night, run to the nearest rape phone.
A state of agony that occurs when you are anxiously anticipating a phone call or text and you look at your cell phone every 30 seconds.
An exclamation used when something is overwhelming and/or unbelievable.
Rolls off the tongue similar to “Holy F___” and, as such, is used as a safe alternative.
Also has a literal sense in that, if incredible news etc came in, you would literally need to, “hold the phones,” and reassess the situation.
“I know it’s very common but I’ve actually never eaten food.”
“Hold the phone! How have you never eaten?!”
“Osmosis.”
To engage in an episode of mutual masturbation with a member of the opposite sex over-the-phone (i.e., phone sex)
"Wow! Me and my girlfriend just got finished phone fucking, and she sounded so hot when she made herself cum!!"
"I met this woman on the Internet, and I think I am going to phone fuck her before I meet up with her face-to-face"
"Because my husband is away for two weeks on a business trip, I think I am going to have to phone fuck him every night when he calls me!"
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The process where you try to call someone and only get their answering machine. They in turn get the message and call you only to get your voice mail. Repeat until one of you give up.
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