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Picking up low IQ guys at a bar.
Lisa has another 52 pickup but he is sooooo cute.
He thinks a 52 pick up is her granddaddys truck.
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A day to celebrate the art of pick-up lines; where failure and success are both equally celebrated. A day which challenges even the Masters of Pick-Up Lines to be more creative and original, and possibly more riske.
National Pick Up Line Day gave Mag 09, the founders of this treasured holiday, the confidence to try them on everyone they came into contact with.
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on November 5th you can pick up Rachel and throw her.
I yeeted Rachel on National Pick Up Rachel day
Inmate: *drops soap*
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: Pick up the soap
Inmate: What?
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: I said pick up the soap
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Usually it's telling someone to pick up a video game controler and play, it could mean pick up a lighter and hit a bong toke though, or if you to just tell someone to do something that they should already be doing, or having been told to do it already and lack the capacity to do so themselves without being yelled at.
Person 1 : "Do you wanna play video games?"
person 2 : "Yea, sure"
Person 1 : "Well then PICK UP THEM STICKS, BITCH!"
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A nameless person who always seems to pick up your messes/crap when they find it.
Example 1.
Parent 1: "Go clean your room! I'm not your pick-up-yo-crap-fairy!"
Example 2.
Parent 2: "Well I see the pick-up-yo-crap-fairy came today..."
When you’re hooking up with your chick for the 7th time after being in Texas for like a year, but then right before you bust she pulls out a Magic the Gathering deck and challenges you to a duel.
Enrique: “Yo man, what happened with playing Sea of Thieves last night?”
Bernard: “Sorry man, my chick took too long picking up the truck from Yuma.”