Piff och Paff

Ett skånskt uttryck till när någon har en skruv lös och inte riktigt tänker klart.

"Katter har 15 ben"
Svar: "Är du helt piff och paff? Katter har bara 2"

Piffing (Brad Piff Style)

To lay down on the ground and strike a pose. It can be done an area with a large gathering of people or in an empty NFL stadium it does not matter where.

People use to tebow but now i see everyone Piffing (Brad Piff Style)

Yo wa guan piff ting

yo wagwan piff ting

The phrase 'Yo wa guan piff ting', is the mating call of roadmen, which are native to the UK.

This phrase is used to get the attention, mainly of basic white girls with a Starbucks Coffee in one hand and an iPhone 7 in the other.

For reasons yet unknown to science, the rejection rate of roadmen who use this phrase is astronomically high. Despite the high rejection rate, a number of roadmen are baby fathers by the age of 16. Rest assured that roadmen will live on.

When broken down, the phrase can be translated into normal English.

Yo - A common phrase to get attention.
Wa guan - A bastardised patwan phrase, used to ask what's up or what's going.
Piff - Superior to average.
Ting - An object.

Roadman - Yo wa guan piff ting, can man snap you like?

A girl with common sense - Wasteman.

wagwan piff ting wats ur bbm pin

from research from bing
it basically means this:

hey whats up hot human give me your phone number

wagwan is a jamaican patois or jamaican english way of saying "whats up"
piff means "high quality", and ting is the autistic version of saying "thing"
a bbm pin is the numbers you'd use to contact someone on the blackberry messenger

memeulous: "wagwan piff ting wats ur bbm pin"

pyrocynical: "you wot mate"

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wog1 piff ting wots ur bbm pin

The best way to pick up girls.

Wog1 piff ting wots ur bbm pin?

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wagwan piff ting what's your bbm pin

Slang. Means hello beautiful female what is your blackberry mobile pin number. Originated from London where "roadmen" said it to females to get together with them.

Man: Wagwan piff ting what's your bbm pin?
Woman: Okay mandem here it is

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wagwan piff ting wots ur bbm pin

how epic gym lads like george memeulous pull

beta male : hello

alpha male : wagwan piff ting wots ur bbm pin