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An erect penis
Jane spat on Dave's pork poker before he entered her up her council gritter.
A man's penis, though usually said in referance to an erect penis.
Put the Pork Steeple in the Ham Wallet
The act of making love with a female. More commonly used as a form of bragging, or insult, or both.
"Sam, last night, I got drunk and Pork Sworded your sister"
A "Lover's Lane," breakdown lane, RV park, mountaintop, alley, or any other place couples park for the purpose of having sex in said vehicle.
Example: "Inspiration Point," often mentioned in the TV show "Happy Days."
"I took my girlie to the porking lot this weekend, and -- WOW-WEE! We must have burned 16 rubbers."
Refers to male genitalia, but can be used as an uncomplimetary adjective. Has a similar meaning to 'wanker'.
'That swine cut me up on the motorway, what a porksword!'
OR
'He thinks highlights look good in his mullet. Porksword!'
a condition which occurs after eating large amounts of pork in which one sweats profusely while taking a dump.
Man I really have the pork sweats.
When two men gain erections and battle it out until becomes flacid
Jonny: Should we pork sword?
Bryan: Fine. But looser has to give the winner a Rusty Trombone okay?