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A way to kill five minutes. Possibly even less.

I think I've gone far enough xD
But it said I should include the word porn.

by slashownsit August 7, 2008

40πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Porn

A way to sexually gratify oneself without the risk of catching sexually transmitted viruses. The only viruses you have to worry about are the ones your computer gets which have a 100% cure rate compared to STDS.

God I love porn. I don't have to worry about some bitch giving me HIV. The only viruses I have to worry about are computer viruses which have a 100% cure rate. I cannot beat that!!!

by ddragon03 October 22, 2008

49πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


Porn

God's gift to the world.

and God said, "Let there be happiness", and there was porn

by J_E_S_U_S July 11, 2008

95πŸ‘ 92πŸ‘Ž


Porn

An educational video that should be shown in school to a bunch of little kid under the age of 18

Jah: Hey Jeff did you see that teanna trump and Lissa Ann porn in class yesterday

Jeff: yea mr. Craig showed us

by Ghostlyastronaut March 10, 2019

18πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Porn

Porn is when someone videotapes sexual intercourse. There are types of porn for all sexualities. Most porn videos are filmed in a studio with popular pornstars and an entire camera crew.

Man: β€œDude, I just found porn on my computer. Should I ask my daughter or my wife first?”

Girl: β€œ I just orgasmed to lesbian porn last night. I think it was the most powerful orgasm yet!”

by Crazieeee Connieeee May 23, 2018

14πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Porn

Mental Poison.

Ruins relationships and sometimes lifes. If you watch it. STOP.

(Also used as an excuse to legally humiliate and sexually abuse woman)

Girl: my brother can't get a girlfreind because he's been poisoned by porn.

by MY NAME ISNT JOEY October 8, 2020

17πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Porn

The reason why the internet exists

The internet is for porn

by ThatOneTweenLoner September 4, 2017

14πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž