a penis, so called as it 1) requires a back and forth action that resmebles that of a pump action shotgun 2) for some semen looks like porridge? 3) it shoots it everywhere like a gun
he has a massive pump action porridge gun, hes slung like a horse
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Whipping someone else’s porridge Is when you have sex with a girl just after someone else came in her.
John was Whipping someone else’s porridge
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Banging a girl of which you can track the chain of people who have been there.
I can't put my dick in that, I'll join the porridge chain with those losers...
Porridge is a tasty snack that you can eat anyplace anywhere anytime.
Have you had porridge yet? It's such a good snack!
A term referencing to male sperm cells
How much porridge did yo girl eat last night?
A term that can be used in reference to human sperm cells
How much porridge did yo girl eat last night?
Not to cold, not to hot……”just right”.
“Man it’s so nice outside. It’s porridge!”