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A psychosomatic illness where a person convinces themselves that they are ill after googling the symptoms.
"There's nothing wrong with you but munchausen by proxy server. Step away from the keyboard."
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When someone uses a fake YouTube account to make a stupid comment, then use their real YouTube account to reply to the stupid comment with a clever one, to get thumbs up on the clever comment.
(With account 1) : this comment has been flagged as spam
omg the Who copied 1d's best song evar, baba o riley is gay
(With account 2) : Get the fuck out of here.
36 thumbs up
(someone else): lol, YouTubehausen syndrome by proxy
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The act being seen by others while shopping in a store and talking to the requestor of the item(s) being purchased on your mobile phone to verify the products meet their specifications or to find an alternative item that will.
"Mobile Proxy Shopping was getting me frustrated by having to read the labels of the cereal boxes over the cell phone to my wife just to make sure that I purchased EXACTLY what she wanted, or find something else to meet her needs"
When you are not affected by Mercury retrograde yourself... but everyone around is. Hence you end up suffering during a Mercury Retrograde nevertheless, by having to put up with everyone else's drama.
Later that morning : work continued awfully and threatened to spoil my day. Despite me being fastidiously careful, people tried to blame me for things which went wrong anyway. In other words, I had managed to transcend the effects of the Mercury Retrograde today, but my managers and co-workers had not, so I had to deal with their bullshit, nonetheless. In effect, I suffered from Mercury Retrograde by Proxy.
- Alex Sumner
noun. a person who is a nigger lover by proxy is someone who is a nigger lover lover unknowingly, and or not by choice.
Tiffany spent all night sucking Toby’s dick. When Tiffany went straight home and made out with her boyfriend, that made him a nigger lover by proxy.
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Having to flush twice because of somebody else's sticky turd refusing to evacuate the bowl
I immediately followed her in to the toilet hoping to enjoy a warmed seat. However, she had left a floater behind. I was turtle-necking and the bomb doors were almost open so I quickly fired one out on to hers.
After flushing once all of mine had retreated down the pipe but her stubborn floater still remained so I had to double flush by proxy
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Placing a finger up your girlfriend or lovers anus with a view to getting her to reciprocate the action without having to say "Will you finger me hoop?"
The other day I recieved a sphincter tickle by proxy. Nice one...
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