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Vladimir Putin

Easily the worst person in the entire world that's currently alive. You could argue he's worse than Hitler and he's without a doubt worst than Kim Jong Un and Xi Jinping combined. He ruins his own country and other countries at the same time.

FUCK VLADIMIR PUTIN HE'S A FUCKING PATHETIC RETARDED CUNT

by I eat poop 69 March 14, 2022

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Vladimir Putin

The russian president, also a bitch who wants Ukraine's land back, and started a war with them for no reason.

"Vladimir putin has started a war against Ukraine and says: if any other countries get involved everybody will see bloodshed like none before"

by i sharted😭 March 4, 2022

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Vladamir Putin

Some dumbass who wants to be the new Hitler

Bob: I hate Vladamir Putin!
Jack: Me too

by Helpmylifelol March 8, 2022


Pulling a Putin

Disappearing for an extended period of time.

Person 1: Where's Bob? I haven't seen or heard from him for a couple of weeks.
Person 2: Must be pulling a Putin.

by wangodango March 22, 2015


shootin' putin

When you nut during gay sex just to spite Putin cause he's a homophobic cunt.

I'm only willing to bang a dude if I'm shootin' putin

by blitching_glitch August 9, 2018


Putin-em on

When you say you’re not going to do something but do it anyways.

I told everybody I wasn’t gonna invade but I was just Putin-em on.

by TokyoGhoulie93 February 28, 2022


Putin’s Razor

Principle established during the Trump Adminstration, this theory states that one should not make unnecessary logical assumptions and that the answer to a problems is often the Russians. The application of its principles are commonly used in modern politics to incite fear in the people towards a targeted opponent.

“Why is there not toilet paper?”
The Russians!”

“Why are people so mean?”
“The Russians!”

“Why is Orange Man bad?”
“The Russians! Russians! RUSSIANS!” (Putin’s Razor)

by TSDG619 November 15, 2020