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a sporty and judgy dude who is indepandant and always believes they are right
boy 1: i cant believe i came 2nd
randall: i told you my technique would work
The most perfect man. He has an unassuming amount of power and carries himself with pride. He makes for an excellent life partner due to how honourable, ridiculous,and hairless he is. He generally loves historical accuracy, snacks, eye kisses, the 1990s and birds that feed the babies.
His turn-offs include communism, neck beards and Jane Fonder.
“I have never met anyone as Randall as that guy”
Someone who exemplifies any/all of the following characteristics:
-likes getting naked in public
-likes making a spectacle of him/herself
-loves being the centre of attention
-has specific phobias about dirty hands and disordered bookshelves
-is a well-known figure among his/her peergroup
'When did you last see Chubby Randall?'
'In Germany!'
'No way!'
'Uh huh'
You do a Randal when you are overly dissapointed in humanity. You decide to leave society and move up in to the mountains with only your freshly grown beard(can't be shorther than 0.5metres) grown beard and a banjo. And in order to keep your sanity you live with goats instead of humans.
Oh man! I'm so dissapointed in humanity... I just wan't to do a Randal!
A necrophiliac who kills people and has sex with the dead bodies.
Aaron is such a Randall Saito!
Ruler of the solar system. Slayer of whispering eyes. Bringer of ovary explosions. King amongst men. The fourth apostle. Bringer of the end of the Old World Order. Gift given from the gods.
The best name known to human kind.
“Oh shit! A Jyiodin Mordecai Randall has been born! Prepare to drop your panties ladies!”
Jackson Randal is a word for describin a big baller, who usually spend all his moneys in casinos, drugs, escorts and then cry to their team leaders of how broke they are (smh). Jackson Randals by the other hand are friendly, supportive and honest people, maybe a bit too honest, as its not too rare seein a Jackson Randal gettin scammed by inferiors individuals like Beckys.
Jackson Randal : homie i got no money left please help me
Luke : Jackson wth homie, how you spent your whole salary in a day?
Jackson : bad day, i also got scammed, my 2nd account got stole
Me : never trust a Becky, JACKSON RANDAL