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The tall, dark, and handsome black clad figure that you meet when ur time on this earth comes to an end. He is portrayed as a tall figure dressed in a black cloak and carrying a scythe.
The olden day "Death" rode in a stagecoach pulled by two white horses to his job everyday but now he can be seen riding a Harley with flaming bunnies on the side, each bunny represents a kill for the day.
Contrary to popular belief, this is an actual job. He makes upwards of $80,000 a year and has a KILLER 401k plan.
His weaknesses are Dr. Pepper 10, Gary Busey, and his older brother Super Death. If u wish to avoid his icy embrace then if advise you start drinking Dr. Pepper 10, become friends with Gary Busey, and tell his older brother that he has been in his room.
Guy 1: "Hey bro it's the Grim Reaper! RUN!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry bro he's after that other guy, and not only that but his older brother is hot on his tail."
Guy 1: "Ok good. And did u hear that he has a killer 401k plan?"
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A grim reaper, also known as death.
From "Monty Python - The" Meaning of Life":
ANGELA:
Mr. Death is a reaper.
GRIM REAPER:
The Grim Reaper.
ANGELA:
Hardly surprising, in this weather. Ha ha ha.
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the grim reaper- DEATH WARDEN
comes to take the life of another
~though some may call me mighty and dreadful, thou art not so~
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Someone who hunts for minging birds, aka rough poon.
gingers, fat birds & generally anyone that only blind people could love.
tonight this fat bitch is gunna see the quim reaper.
sorry ginger girls your only hope is the quim reaper
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The Grim Reaper's counterpart who kills via handjob.
I found my grandpa dead and covered in his own cum, he must have been visited by The Grip Reaper.
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An entity which is able to drain the life of living beings. Always ownz FrankenGoof.
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When you are eating a girls pussy from behind and she drops a gas bomb in your nose.
Did you hear about that guy from class? He was eating out his girl and she gave him a Grimm Reaper.
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