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Nofun Relationship

A relationship where two people don't actually go out and have fun, they just talk about it.

Stevie: Let's go get ice cream!

Anita: No, let's just continue talking on the phone.

Stevie: This is a nofun relationship

by September10 September 10, 2008


covidded relationship

When two people are sheltering in place together, they are in a covidded relationship.

“When John and Ethan became roommates a few months ago they never realized because of the pandemic they would be in a serious and covidded relationship.”

by Atomicfiretruck April 18, 2020


relationship vulture

This describes the person that, rather than pursue a relationship of their own, wait for a friend to get out of a bad relationship and then swoop in take advantage of a vulnerable and single state.

He is a relationship vulture, eating at the carcass of her deceased relationship.

by lolweird February 25, 2018


relationship felon

1. A person who repeatedly breaks the rules of engagement when romantically involved (i.e., cheats, lies, steals, beats, etc.).

2. A player who insists on being in a relationship, even though all he/she does is cause pain.

Tammy seems to attract nothing but relationship felons who end up treating her like dirt.

by Lolita Files May 7, 2007


Chlamidid Relationship

A relationship in which two people are connected through a mutual sexual disease, usually obtained through the whoreish actions of one partner.

"She said come over, but I told her I don't have time for a chlamidid relationship."

by KrisKetchup December 12, 2012


Interspecies relationship

Sounds more sophisticated than beastiality.

John was in an interspecies relationship with a fiery female hyena.

by Solid Mantis September 17, 2017


relationship gut

The process in which after being in a relationship for a certain amount of time, you let certain physical aspects of your appearance go.

Jim: Joe's gained a bit of weight ever since he locked in his girlfriend.

Matt:Hes getting a little bit of a relationship gut. I hear he doesnt manscape as often now either.

by ooberhack3r December 1, 2009

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