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Third-cousin-eleven-removed (3C11R).
My third-cousin-11X-removed is a good person.
Used to describe a sexual phenomenon experienced by a man who refuses to pleasure his own member. He is copulating with his partner either anally or vaginally and on the verge of climax begins to throb incessantly. Often times he will cry out, chirp, or shriek in a cracked voice as he is overcome by the intensity (and sometimes pain) as pressure in his erect member reaches a considerably extreme level. Upon orgasm, ejaculate is rushed up through the vagina or anus accompanied by urine that is flushed out by the dramatic pressure change. Once urine builds up enough over a particular area, its acidity will breach and tear all the way to the diaphram and the seminal fluids that float on water will eventually rise to the throat of the unfortunate partner. Named after a devout catholic who was part of 18th Century Scottish nobility who was both forbidden to masturbate and encouraged to have many sexual partners. Master William was tuburcular and when his concubines were discovered to have his penile residue on their tonsils, they had to recieve immediate tonsilectimies in order to survive.
Man, I just got back from a week-long excursion to Africa with some friends, and we all slept in one room. My girlfriend wants to have sex but I'm worried about removing her tonsils Master-William style.
That White stuff in your throat ain't toothpaste, Lebron. You just got a case of Master William's tonsil remover.
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An individual with Automatic Head Removal Syndrome (AHRS) will live a life of incessant and unending suffering of which any form of mercy is confiscated, and all hope is instantly overshadowed by uncontested despair. They are forced against their will to commit horrific acts that no one should see. In the event eye contact is made, the individual will become instantaneously incapacitated until the deed is done, that deed being the beheading of the viewer. The process is swift, but undoubtedly agonizing and traumatic. The individual may only watch from an empty shell as the murderous act is executed. Those suffering from AHRS may also have a stinky wiener hole.
Gay: Do you have automatic head removal syndrome?
ARHS: Please stand by while head is removed
some brass players have a problem with this. Oftentimes, a small mammal is
lodged inside the horn.
French horns, will you please remove
the gerbil from your fucking horn!
phhhthp phhthp phhtp phhthp ptp!
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another way to say that someone is a N.E.R.D.; a mixture of capsule kei's and my ideas; one who thinks he/she's all 1337.
Man, that guy is so arrogant. But not in the Beatnik's Rights Under Neptune's Oar (B.R.U.N.O.) kind of way, but the naval entries remove doubts kind of way. In other words, he thinks he's 1337.
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1.) A true fact
2.) A Page on Facebook
1.) self explanatory
2.) hey, i liked that page that Joseph made on Facebook, called "IRS- Income Removal System"
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Seventh-cousin-eleven-times-removed (7C11R).
My seventh-cousin-11X-removed is a good person.