TPS Reports

What your evil "OOOOOhhh Kay...Yeah" boss runs around and tells you to do. Your boss' name MAY be "Lumbergh" but not necessarily. Be sure to file these in the proper folders, or they will NOT be accepted.

Lumbergh: "Ummm...Yeah, Peter, I really need you to turn in those TPS reports..."
*takes a sip of his coffee*

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TBS report

A mock urgent detail which overrides all other projects in an office setting. This report is also highly classified and spoken of only in hushed terms. It is used to extract a coworker from speaking with a Mook.

Earl: I need to talk about the TBS report right now cause I gotta get it into interoffice by 10:00.

Sheila: Thanks for gettin me outta that conversation that Goatfucker. He never stops blabing on about his cousins brother.

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Reporting person

Person who prepares report on updates, progresses, accomplishments, etc.

Reporting person refers to the person who prepares reports on updates, progresses, accomplishments, etc.

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cockfax report

much like a carfax report, this one tells how usable a guy's cock is based on a combination of size, skill, and history

girl 1:That boy is cute! I wonder what his cockfax report looks like...

girl 2:Oh, you don't want that one. I heard it has been in a few too many "accidents!"

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weather report

a slang term used when a competitor in texas holdem has the cards Ace, 8 containing the same suit in his/her hand.

Avi thought he had Danny beat, but Danny pulled out the Weather Report and took the pot.

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news reporter

a man that is greatly capable of attracting women. (mostly asain). He is someone that other men are often jealous of and wish to be them. One of the best examples is an "Asian News Reporter".

DID YOU SEE AARON THE OTHER DAY!?! HE HAD AT LEAST TWELVE ASIAN GIRLS ON HIS BACK!!! HE'S AN ASIAN NEWS REPORTER!!!

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minority report

A guy who does not know how to use his hands to please a woman sexually. He moves his hands from genitals to breasts and all over the place. This movement resembles Tom Cruise's character from the film Minority Report when he is using the computer that he controls with the special gloves.

"Hey Susan, how did your date with Sean go last night? "
"Dinner was fun, but when we went back to my place he was all minority report so I said I had a headache."

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