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After telling a woman you love her to get her into bed, you invite her to your house for a traditional German dinner the next day. When she arrives at the door, you answer dressed as a level 64 lawful good paladin and deny her entry because she does not have Article III standing. As she begins to cry, you console her by saying, “its ok baby you have Article LXIX (69) standing” and point to the back of the 89’ Volvo station wagon parked in your driveway.
Sally's eyes welled with tears as she turned to look at the Blue Volvo station wagon parked in Ralph's driveway. "Not Again," she whispered to herself, "this is the last time i'm going to be a victim of a Rehnquist's revenge!"
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in Turkey, if you stab someone above the waist, it is considered an attempt at murder. To bypass the charge, but also teaching someone a lesson, a Turkish Revenge is when someone is stabbed below the belt, i.e. the ass. Coined in the movie "Midnight Express."
"...you can stab or shoot somebody below the waist but not above because that's intent to kill. So everyone runs around stabbing everyone else in the ass. That's what they call Turkish revenge." --Billy Hayes, Midnight Express
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Website's dedicated to the revenge of a girlfriend by showing naked pictures and videos of them. The website's usually start with "iHate____.com"
Dude, I put my ex's photos and video on iHateJade.com to be a douche! One more revenge site on the list! Muhahaha!
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getting minor or almost unnoticed revenge on your significant other after they accidentally did something to emotionally hurt you.
Sydney: So your just gonna let that guy flirt with you in front of your boyfriend?
Jennifer: Its just a little romantic revenge, dont worry.
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A fart blown in retaliation for someone else's fart blown previously...the revenge fart is blown in the vicinity of the previous offender to get even with them for their earlier fart.
Dave blew a fart at our card game a couple hours ago, so, later on, at the party, I stood near Dave and blew a revenge fart.
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Revenge Hot is the new level of hotness you strive to achieve after being scorned by a romantic interest or bf/gf. This is shallow, superficial and petty and DOES make you feel better.
The goal here is twofold:
1) Ideally, he/she who scorned you will feel like an idiot the next time they see your even-hotter-than-before self.
2) By increasing your hotness you increase your chances of finding a better candidate next time around.
Jennifer Aniston gets exponentially hotter every time she gets shunned by a love interest. She is the master of revenge hot.
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Act of streaking in a mirror maze.
That carnival overcharged me, but I didn't mind, I had my riddler's revenge.
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