Rural Dictionary

steal your rhymes

to steal ones rhymes, to rob someone of their anal virgiity, have gay sex, ass-rape.

by Headless Chicken February 25, 2005

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The act of being in a drug induced daze where you don't really know what's up. You don't really know who you are, where you are, or, in fact, if you really know any of these people???

People are so stupid you assume they have no idea what they are talking about.

My friend was looking for me for the last three days. I was in a trip trap rap rhyme.

Mack, you are in a trip trap rap rhyme. The third day is always the worst...

by Lyndsy Nichole Masyn April 28, 2007

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Harry Potter Rhyming Slang

A culmination of words, names and phrases from the Harry Potter World that can be used to describe or dictate ordinary everyday occurrences! Kind of the Wizard's alternative to "Cockney Rhyming Slang" just replacing "Cockney" with "Potter"!

Harry Potter Rhyming Slang examples:

Merlin’s Beard - God that’s weird!
Horcrux Snape - For f***’s sake!
That’s Weasley - That was easy!
Hermione Granger - Hello stranger!
Quiddich Quaffle - What a load of waffle!

...Now let’s see them used in situ:

I came out of the house only to see my dog grunting at a squirrel. “Merlin’s Beard!” I exclaimed. Then I noticed that my dog was standing on my favourite flower bed! ‘Horcrux Snape’ I thought to myself, ‘I only just planted those a year ago!’. I yelled at Dozer - my dog - to move his arse kindly off my flowers which he did, promptly. ‘Hmm...That was Weasley’ I thought to myself! Usually it takes longer for Dozer to recognize my mood and oblige my orders! Just then I saw and old friend of mine - Julianne - walking passed the house. “Hermione Granger!” I called out to her but she simply looked at me, puzzled, and said “Quiddich Quaffle!” and thus ended our conversation.

by WackyWizard June 24, 2011

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you said the rhyme you did the crime

The one and only appropriate response to the age old saying "you smelt it you dealt it" thus pinning the flatulence back on the gentleman whom is most likely responsible.

*gentleman 2 farts in the elevator*
gentleman 1: Oh my god that smells disgusting! Taco Bell again for lunch?
gentleman 2: Dude...you smelt it you dealt it
gentleman 1: On the contrary, you said the rhyme you did the crime
gentleman 2: You reversed the charge so your at large!
gentleman 1: umm no...that is a stupid one
gentleman 2: damn ok you got me

by rainman690 July 22, 2010

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