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Brain Ripe

(Noun) brain rot's non-evil twin.

By using brain ripe, the man increased his IQ by 200.

by Lerm0930 June 15, 2024


Ripe Neck

A neck which feels pleasant to touch. Slightly firm, not too soft.

"Shit that guy has a ripe neck"
"Yeah I squeeze it in my dreams"

by sonofallah June 16, 2018


Ripe Day

The particular day when pimples/boils finally come to head and are ready to be popped.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, that pimple on your chin looks especially big today"
Dude 2: "Heck yeah it does, it's Ripe Day and I can finally get rid of this pesky son of a beach."

by Angsty Steph September 25, 2020


ripe banana

A penis in it's maximum state of arousal.

He was trying to hide his ripe banana, but the speedo he was wearing made it impossible.

by Krawar September 4, 2021


ripe melons

When she has a perfect pair of chesticles.

"Yo, check out Tanya, she got some ripe melons!"

by rtp2017 June 12, 2019


ripe old age

Very old.
The condition of being very old; used especially to talk about someone who has a long healthy life: I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age.

My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.

I'm sure he'll live to a ripe old age.

My grandmother died at the ripe old age of 92.

For example I heard Barack Obama saying---if I'm lucky enough to live a ripe old age...

by Mr.Popa'n'christep February 19, 2023


Dummy Ripe

Something that is ripe but to an infinite power. Something “dummy ripe” cannot be duplicated by anybody or anything else in its category. Something being called “dummy ripe” has reached maximum attractiveness, coolness, and greatness.

MS: “Hey who’s that chick over there?”

IS: Oh bro that’s Hannah Marin, she’s dummy ripe, anyone with her in her life is extremeley blessed.

by ripe_ibra May 29, 2018