elephant root

The action of inserting ones elbow or knee into partners genitals, assimilating the sensation of being rooted by an elephant.

my boyfriend was holding me from behind and out of nowhere his knee came up and elephant rooted me!

Blonde Roots

Blonde Roots: (n)

1. A blonde person has dyed their hair and their roots have grown out
2. A phrase used to tell someone who doesn't have blonde hair that they are stupid or ditzy because of the stereotypical idea that blonde people are stupid or ditzy

Blonde: Wow, I really need to go to the salon, my roots are showing

Tanya: "OMG, did you know that Niagra Falls is in Canada?"
Rebecca: "Um duh, everyone knows that"
Tanya: "I just foud out! Isn't that awsome?"
Rebecca: "Careful Tanya, your blonde roots are showing"
Tanya: "Wha? Im not blonde!"

Upto Root

A phrase created by Leroy to be used in any situation/context to greet anyone. Most commonly used to describe a potential sexual partner.

Leroy: Upto root
Matt: Texting that root i meet in town.
Leroy: Pretty sure that was a big shitter root.
Matt: Wtf!? Roots a root, dickhead.
*Root turns up
Matt: Wtf? That root wasn't that big when i was drunk.
Leroy: Hahaha fucking things got water wings.

kyle root

A bitch nigga with a small penis fucks bitches across the country virtually

Hey ur pulling a kyle root i am tired of you shit

bull root

A bell end of unimaginable proportions. A complete and utter cunt.
A toss pot that usually attempts to appear superior in their use of English by using words that nobody actually understands. Usually the person attempting to use these words has not only, no idea how to spell them but what also they mean, thus cementing the audience's initial impression that the user of the said words is in fact a bell end.

Timmy Architect to rich client - "yaaaahhh, i need to relate this back into the adjusted matrix and then issue the next tranche of juxtapositional installations."

what an utter bull root.

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Roots Manuva

greatest rapper the world has ever known

"thus i sprinkle dust on the tip of gods dick"

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root beer

the most wonderful beverage ever invented. no IBC here. pass me the Sprecher's.

Me: is that IBC root beer?
You: why, yes, it is.
Me: can i see?
You: sure.
*throws it away*
Me: drink this.
*hands your sprecher's root beer*

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