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When the lips a pussy are stuck to the sides of the pussy and are sticky like a piece of salami
Jason: Dayum look at that salami pussy nunzio: that shit looks sticky as fuck
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One who has become a master at the art of fellatio
"Damn! Dat bitch is one smokin' Salami Swami! She made me bust-a-nut in 2 seconds flat!"
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when you roll up a condom to the tip of your penis, so it looks like your junk is wearing a little turban
"Sara called me a terrorist, so I gave her ass an afghan salami."
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when you burp up a gross tasting burp and its a mix of different foods.
David: Oh man, I just burped up the randomist shit.
Larry: Dude, salami burps are the worst.
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A word to use for loved ones, friends and pets
"Hey salami sweetheart"
"Yah?"
"You forgot to do the dishes"
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When a person is down on their knees (or maybe they are just rather short?), giving oral sex to a penis and either they or yourself decide to slap them gently in the face with the penis.
“Ha ha Toby told everyone that he salami slapped you last night, he’s totally made you his bitch”
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*Girl gives Boy blowjob unbeknownst to the fact their 2 year old daughter is still awake*
*Daughter sees mommy saying yoohoo to daddy's hoohoo*
*Girl tells reddit about this*
ten-year-old : "For Christ's sake, why on earth wouldn't one of you go check to see if she actually WAS asleep first before you started playing slurp-the-salami???"
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