A slang term, common but not exclusive to the UK (particularly in an around London) meaning "To take a dump".
A Sammie is often characterised by a long period on the toilet followed by a strong smell. This strong smell usually requires large amounts of perfume or air freshener from the proprieter to mask the terrible odour and prevent a fall out from such an act.
Man: Ahh man it was terrible! Someone had done a Sammie and stank the place out. We just couldnt carry on partying after that...
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A complete bitch who no one likes. and watch out boys if you date her she will pussy whip you until you bleed
Sorry man I canβt come over. Sammi wonβt let me
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a fake ass ginger that is obsessed with guys and is only nice to people she actually likes.
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A person, usually female, who's facial and body structure is similar to that of a horse or centaur. A visually poor looking person.
Damn girl, that outfit makes you look Sammy.
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The condition whereby someone completely jams your well thought out plans through their own lack of organizational skills. Derived from the gastro feeling you get after eating a large meatball sandwich.
I had this all set to go, then he sammy'd me right in the arse with that lame request.
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Another word for a singular turd of poop or the act of pooping itself.
I woke up this morning and made a Sammy
Man I got a 12 inch Sammy tearing up my guts!
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