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Parasites from people that are too poor to get regular crabs.
Man, that chick with the big ol' brown ass titties gave me serious sand fleas
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It is how Steve Carell describes the feminine mammary glands (boobs/tits) in the movie...40 year old Virgin
Steve: You know...when your feeling them...they feel like a...bag of Sand.
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Racist term for an Arab looking individual.
He blasted that mother fuckin' Sand Coon to meet his 72 Virgins!
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Those who write, scribble, and draw in the sand, on a beach. Derived from the term 'tagging' in the graffiti/street art community.
Bowlie loved the shore. He was a sand tagger. Every time he took a trip to the beach he would jot down his name with a stick or even his foot...
Sometimes small children would scribble his tags away and draw turds and stickmen and such. Angry teenagers would walk by and destroy the tags because they were spiteful. Sometimes God would intervene with wind or tides as well.
Bowlie felt he lost all 'beach cred' and took this as a sign and gave up sand tagging. He became a male prostitute.
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A description used for someone who has said or done an incredibly stupid thing, that it is attributed to them having sand on their brain.
Friend 1: Hey dude, Friend 3 still thinks we only use 10% of our brain.
Friend 2: He's got some sand on the brain.
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When someone gets a substantial amount of sand in their ass-crack, they transform into a Sand Zombie. Sand Zombies are often found at beaches that are set up for bonfires, because many people gather around the warm fire and sit down in the sand, leaving there ass-cracks exposed to Zombie infection. The Sand Zombie spores fester mostly in pot-head teenagers, because they can't remember to clean out their ass-cracks. The mating ritual of the Sand Zombie begins with the mating calls. When the female Sand Zombie is ready to mate, she announces it by throat singing, followed by loudly asking,
"May I borrow your lighter?"
If there are any male Sand Zombies in the area, they will reply with,
"Only if you suck my dick."
So Begins the Sand Zombie Mating ritual. The Mating itself involves a lot of name-calling, biting, and of course, lots of ass-sand.
To avoid becoming a Sand Zombie, remember to clean out your sandy ass-crack regularly, and avoid situations that your ass could get really sandy in.
*In the distance*
*"CAN I BORROW YOUR LIGHTER?!?!"*
Guy 1: Dude, we better get out of here, I think that was a Sand Zombie!!
Guy 2: Hell yeah, lets beat it!
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Become so entangled in a relationship with a girl that one finds themself immobilized like in quicksand. Similar to whipped
Man, Jeff is so stuck in chick-sand, he nevers gets to do anything he wants
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