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There are many brands of Satanism, I'll outline 2 of these:
First, there is LaVey (I think) Satanism. This promotes worship of one's self, practicing indulgence in the 7 "deadly" sins, and other such things. This is pretty much just a step up from Atheism where instead of the high range of morals that Atheists have, you get "lower" morals. (An Atheist can still believe in what the Cristian Church preaches in terms of morals. i.e. monogamy, abstinence before marriage, etc. while not believing in God. LaVey Satanists can't have similar morals to the Church.) This practice has nothing to do at all with Lucifer, or any of his followers. These are not bad people, freaks, or any of the other labels they've been given on this site.
Another type of Satanist is the Lucifarian (SP?) Satanists, who worship Lucifer (Satan, The Devil, The Fallen Angel, The Morning Star) as their idol. These people worship Lucifer because he is the bringer of forbidden light, he wanted humanity to have the knowledge that God and his angels do. I think they believe in a sort of "unholy trinity" consisting of Lucifer, Beelzebub, and Astaroth(SP?), though I'm not sure about that last point.
Note: Neither type of Satanism are bad people, they believe what they believe, discriminating against them is just as bad as discriminating against Muslims, Jews, or any other religion. Also, Satanist being anti-Cristian is of no importance, as all monotheist religions are anti-other religions.
P.S. I'm atheist, so this is fairly objective =D
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shoves pineapples up hitlers arse in little nicky!!! go him
satan: take that you dirty swine muwahaha
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Satanism is Bullshit, Satanism doesn't exist, Satanism Is caca, Satanism is ew, Satanism is fucking useless, Satanism is wrong, Satanism is bad, Satanism is ugly, Satanism is Cringe, Satanism is L, Satanism is dung, Satanism dirt. SATANISM ISN'T FUCKING REAL
If you're a Satanists and think i'm being a Bitch, You can go and kiss your leaders ass. Turn to God and Repent it's not to Late.. He is All-Forgiving. Satan is evil and will make you suffer in hell anyway. For my non-satanists friends, lets hope that Satanism will end and that all Satanists will come to their senses.
You still think i'm being a bitch? Go Keys without the e
Satanist: I love Satan! He was there for me and he keeps me safe :)
Non-Satanist: Shut up, Jesus was there for us and is the reason that we are here.
Satanist: No he wasn't
Non-Satanist: Go to Church, Repent and Cleanse yourself with Holy Water
Satanist: No >:)
Non-Satanist: Read the Holy Books and you will Understand. Satanism is Bull.
Satanist: NO
Non-Satanist: Go keys without the e
Satanist: I want to be with Satan anyway *khs*
Satanist: SATAN <33 THANK YOU FOR EVERYT-
Satan: *makes eternal suffering for Satanist*
Satanism is weird, cringe, wrong, bad, discusting, ugly, useless, satire, ew, L, shit, bullshit, caca, poop, crap, the wrong path, the worst mistake of your life (if you convert), Loser cult, Kunts, dung, dirt, unholy and everything evil.
Satanists shall never be forgived. Your following the wrong god and you don't know what you're doing. Satan doesn't love you, doesn't care about you, misleading you and etc. SATANISM IS A TRICK. There is No "sAtAn-kun" or "sAtAn-chan" or any of that bullshit.
If you're a Satanist and think that i'm a bitch for saying the truth, Go kiss your leaders ass and go cry about it. Go suck his ballz and I hope you get rejected. It's never to late to Turn to God.. i'm not talking about Satan, I'm not talking about You but i'm talking about the JESUS/ALLAH God. Go to a Holy Place, Repent and cleanse yourself with Holy Water.
You still think i'm a bitch? Go Keys without the e and you will see what I mean when you get thrown into hell. God created you and you turn away and follow the wrong path.. how selfish..
To all Satanists: Either hang yourself or Follow the Right Path.
Satanists: I love Satan-Senpai! He makes me happy and he loves me.
Non-Satanists: Satan didn't create you, he doesn't love you and he isn't your "senpai"
Satanists: Your wrong your embarassing yourslef
Non-Satanists: Satanism isn't real you dumbasses, Whatever religion you had before become a Satanists, Go convert back.
Satanists: No >:)
Non-Satanists: Satan can't save you from anything.
Satanists: yes he can >w<
Non-Satanists: He couldn't save himself so why do you think he is gonna save you?
Satanists: ...
Non-Satanists: That's what I thought, Now go repent to God.
How some people misspell the word, "satin".
(Seen on a web page featuring bad band names):
Cummed Vacuum Bag Explosion {what happens if you vacuum sperm off of red satan sheets}
Satan didn't like Bob Ross taking his name in vain and saying beat the devil out of it. Unfortunately Bob Ross's hair, means Satan can never find him.
Satan like the serial masturbator he is, takes his dick out, looks down at it and says I'll beat the Jesus out of it.