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a magic trick of sorts, when you are banging a chick from behind you fake an orgasm, pull out, and spit on her back jerking off all the while, you must time it right so when she turns around thinking the love making is over, you cum right in her face!
often confused with The Houdini
***this is in direct reference to the assasination of jfk, except they used bullets instead of cum. ***
concerned co-worker: what happened to your eye janine?
janine: oh, that shit stain of a boyfriend performed a second gunman on me at point blank range.
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Clearly the governments way of telling every citizen that they have the right to a pair of bear arms, whether artificial, or through surgical implants.
"Dude check out that guys bear arms, they are so second amendment"
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Can occur as quickly as five minutes after first boner has run its course. Often unpredictable, always exciting. Enjoy!
Used when someone realizes something. Variations include:
"wait a minute"
"wait just a moment"
"hold on for a moment"
Or just the classic "wait..."
A: Why do you think he wants so many bananas?
B: Wait a second...
Your backup hoe you think about at the last second in case your first one bails on you.
Chuck: "Hey do you wanna go as my second date to this date function?"
Claire: "Oh, as like a second thot? I'll think about it."
This is when ur a senior and like it is second semester and u have some work to do but instead of doing work U JUST SEND ITTT.
Should we rip this bong in front of Ms. Volain? Fuck yeah dude it's second sendester!!!!
Something invented by hobbits.
Comes before lunch and after breakfast.
Guy 1: I think we'll have second breakfast.
Guy 2: Good idea.