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A condition where epileptics orgasm while having a seizure. It is incredibly difficult to help people suffering from this, as they are also usually intensely attracted to lampposts while influenced. #saveourlamposts was a campaign started by Gigi Hadid, who got 47 different countries to recognize lampposts as sentient beings. At the moment, around 10000 people worldwide identify as a lamppost. People with this condition usually also have massive tits.
person a: eyo wtf is brad doing?
person b: hes having an orgasmic seizure
person a: tf is that?
person b: idfk
A Tony Seizure, a severe type of Seizure named after politician Tony Lope, is a seizure that is caused by having to many thoughts all at once, or thinking about to many people or things.
"Why did you have a Tony Seizure?"
"I was trying to work out how many girlfriends I have, I keep messing them up"
"oh"
When an epileptic person fingers a women while having a seizure with rapid shaking hands.
I gave my girl the seizure hands and she was shaking all over the place.
A laughing fit, usually one to the point where you can barely breathe. In some situations, your muscles might cramp from being tensed up laughing.
Likely originated from the musical In Trousers by William Finn.
I swear to god, that shit was so funny, I felt like I was having a giddy seizure
When someone has a fit
(Squealing, Giggles, Kicking of Feet and Legs, Jumps of Joy, etc)
over something they are very passionate about.
Dude 1- "Dude, did you give your hot employee those sick-ass shot glasses for Christmas?"
Dude 2- "Yeah, brah. She had a total fucking Nerd Seizure when I gave it to her, I think I totally scored."
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release
ah-shee-LEP-tick SEE-zh-ur (noun)
an occurance that occurs when ashy reads JESAUS and somersaults off their chair and dies.
harper: *types jesaus*
ash: *has ashyleptic seizure*
later, at the funeral:
ria: "wtf happened?"
harper, in tears of laughter: "they had an ashyleptic seizure"