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Ejaculating while soft.
Most commonly confused with Pushing Rope
"After the fifth time jerking it I could only jizz soft serves"
"I think Aaron is gay, when we have sex he always gives me a soft serve Sunday"
A hardcore diss, when a man acts like a little bitch showing you he cannot get his dick up or keep it up for long.
I see that guy constantly slut shaming women, he's really giving soft serve energy.
When you ejaculate when you’re flaccid
My brother gave me soft serve yesterday; I totally soft served me mum
The type of soft person who is most likely responsible for so many “anti-bullying” rules in the Terms & Conditions portion of any Internet service. Usually over-sensitive and doesn’t deserve access to the internet if their feelings get hurt that easily.
Can also be used as a verb to mean that something caters to extremely sensitive people.
“Dude, YouTube is getting rid of dislikes to promote mental health”
“I wanna meet the soft-serves who would kill themselves over a programmed number on a screen”
The masculine equivalent of serving cunt but for the fuckin lads.
It’s a mind set.
* bro walks In looking dapper as hell*
* other bro* “ damn dawg your serving cock”
A guy squats, while his girl sits beneath him with an ice cream cone. The girl then proceeds to pull on the guy's erect unit as if she were pulling the lever on a soft serve ice cream dispenser. Once the "lever" is pulled, the guy releases his soft serve-like doodoo into her ice cream cone. She then can get "whipped cream" to top her soft serve by jacking off/blowing the guy. At this point, it's up to the guy to decide whether she eats it or not, but she at least has to lick it.
"I gave my bitch some of my chocolate nut fudge soft serve last night."
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A discreet way of calling someone a "Dry Lunch"
also refered to as "bread crisp bread" or the ever popular "Ryvita Sandwhich". Basically someone who has a face you just want to smack, however your still mates even though every word that comes out of his/her mouth is the epitamy of ridiculous.
That annoying friend turns up
Friend: "Alright guys"
You: (sarcastic tone) "Lunch Is Served"
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