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A "shaved down" is a hairy middle eastern person that shaves their hairy face and body to appear like an American.
Look at that "shaved down" eating some apple pie and watching a baseball game.
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When the Great Yak comes to shave in your sink and leaves behind his Shaving scum for you to find in the morning!
Oh joy! Merry Yak Shaving! The Great Yak has come up my toilet and left me his Shaving scum! I ought to show this to all the kids at school! I'll finally be the cool kid!!!!
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A shaved pussy is a sign of a true slut. It allows for beeter orgasms because her clit is totally exposed.
Kathy has been shaving her pussy since she was 17. Her uncle told her it was sexy because it made her look younger. She found that it felt better when he (or anyone else) was fucking her because her clit got more stimulation. She also loves wearing very short skirts and dresses out in public and "accidently" exposing her bald little pussy and ass (she NEVER wears panties). A couple weeks ago she was walking into work on a very windy day. 3 men were by the door smoking and her little dress blew up way past her hips and she didnt even try to cover up. When she got next to them one of them cupped her sexy 50 year old ass and another rubbed her wet shaved pussy. She moaned and let them lead her to a storage shed. They took turns pumping her married cunt and ass and filling her with cum.
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When a man cums in a woman's hand and then smacks her in the face with the same hand.
"Dude, I shaving creamed that chick last night right before I straight razored her. It was awesome!"
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Cedar and Pine shavings are bad for small mammals. Aspen shavings are safe as litter for small mammals.
To remember the ASPEN shavings are the GOOD ones for your animals PEN, just think ASS-PEN. PINE and CEDAR are for COFFINS.
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The process of removing hair from a yak using a traditional shaving method, typically involving a razor blade, or another sharp tool, to scrape away hairs from the skin's surface.
Teacher:
"Where is Robby today?"
Student:
"Robby is busy yak shaving."
Teacher:
"Interesting. I had forgotten that yak farmers had to worry about that this time of year."
Robby's girlfriend:
"Yeah, he really needed to shave his yaks."
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"I hate it when a chick doesn't have shaved money".
"Dude This girl last night had the biggest bush ever! I hate it when they don't have shaved money".
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