shitty carwash

A shitty carwash is when you cum on a someone's face, then use your dick as a windshield wiper. Alternatively, you can use your hand in a back and forth action. You can also add carwash sound effects as you see fit.

I gave her such a shitty carwash last night, she couldn't see for 10 minutes.

OMG. I think he gave me a shitty carwash. He came on my face then kept rubbing his hand across my face making this awful squeaking noise.

Shitty Tire

Another slang term for the Canadian hardware store "Canadian Tire", also known by most people as "Crappy Tire". "Shitty Tire" is used as a replacement noun in cases where the term "Crappy Tire" doesn't quite cut it anymore

Steve: "Hey, man, is your car still at Shitty Tire?"

Bill: "Yeah, they ripped all four of my tires and need to wait 2 weeks for new ones to come in, so I can't drive it until then"

Steve: "I wouldn't take my wheelbarrow to Shitty Tire"

shitty poo

When you poo and it takes forever to clean it up or there is lots of shit in your poo.

I had taco bell last night and I had an extreme shitty poo.

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Calumet Shitty

A name by locals for Calumet City, Illinois

Let's go ova to Nigger Oaks in Calumet Shitty.

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shitty bastard

a person who acts really stupid.

You are a dumb shitty bastard!

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get shitty

to get extremely drunk

lets go get shitty

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shitty asshole

someone who gives you a really hard time and is acting like a complete jerk, twerp, and scumbag

"That guy, Jeremy has been getting on my nerves. He's such a shitty asshole!"

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