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Shoe Doctor

also known as part of The Showlorios. Not only is The Shoe Doc a handsome man but he is an exceptional shoe cleaning legend, rapper, broke chef, and dad.

His impact caused people all around the world to save $150 bucks

person #1: i don’t know why i’m just not in my zone right now

person #2: its cus when you see the foam your in the zone

person #1: ugh my shoes are crusty dusty and musty.
person #2: omg clean your shoes like The Shoe Doctor does and save yourself $150 bucks

by randomuberguy August 15, 2021

51πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Gym Shoes

Known as "sneakers" on the East Coast and "tennis shoes" in the south and western United States, gym shoes are used for exercising and oftentimes are worn in normal, informal settings. The term "gym shoes" is limited mostly to Chicago and the immediate area, even though it is the correct term and the rest of the country is incorrect.

Person 1: "I have my sneakers!"
Person 2: "We aren't from New York. They're called GYM SHOES."

by Subway142 January 24, 2013

58πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


pair of shoes

In baseball, when a batter takes a called strike three, i.e., strikes out looking. Popularized by Hall of Fame Pitcher and NESN color analyst , Dennis Eckersley.

"Strike three with the high cheese... pair of shoes right there!"

by Footlong Frank April 24, 2021


porno shoes

similar to fuck me boots, porno shoes are shoes that women wear, typically worn by women in porno flicks. They're usually high-heeled stiletto shoes, or slutty looking platform shoes, or a hybrid of both. Said shoes can be worn anywhere, and can be compounded with short skirts or tight pants/shorts to further convey the 'i want some' signal.

- don't wear those porno shoes to church, all the old ladies are gonna be whispering about you behind your back.

- damn, look at those shoes she has on. Total porno shoes.

by Tengu May 8, 2007

22πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


elephant shoe

I remember this from kidhood. If you mouth the words elephant shoe at someone then it looks like you're mouthing "i love you". bless.

"elephant shoe" mouthed slowly out of the window of a bus departing.

by bigwillch February 20, 2005

1962πŸ‘ 326πŸ‘Ž


Shoe on Head

An method of identify verification that began on 4chan in the mid-2000s of verifying a poster claiming to be female is in fact, female, and not using someone's stolen photos. To request "shoe on head" is a request that the user take a picture of themselves on the spot, with their shoe on their head, which is a very random thing to do, and therefore prove they are as attractive as they claim to be.

Anon1: Hello boys, I'm Ashley and these are my photos, don't you think I'm hot?
Anon2: Shoe on head
Anon1: I'm sorry I'm not here to be questioned!
Anon3: Gtfo fgt

by Levontaun November 10, 2022

45πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Shoes Rule

A rule in colleges that states that if one falls asleep with his shoes on, he is fair game for shaming. If one has the presence of mind to take off thier shoes before going to bed, it is ruled that he has merely fallen asleep, rather than passed out in a drunken stupor.

::Waking up with a big cock drawn on his face:: FUCK! Why didn't I take my shoes off? Goddamn shoes rule...

by Steven Hopkins March 7, 2006

312πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž