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I was in debt from back-owed taxes, so I asked foned what to do, and he said, "Shove your fist in your ass!" So I did, and guess who isnt in debt anymore...
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Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE
VIBRATORS
DILDOS
PENS
PENCILS
COINS
PEBBLES
BROOMSTICK HANDLE
FISHING ROD HANDLE
UMBRELLA HANDLE
TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE
HOCKEY STICK HANDLE
FINGERS
SMALL GLASS JAR
TEST TUBE
SCREWDRIVER HANDLE
STIFF COCKS
CIGAR
BANANA
my hornyness levels are over nine thousand
OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE, pens, pencils, pennies, broom stick handles, hockey stick handles, dildos
A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"
Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.
Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"
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The act of putting barbed wire around the rod of a plunger then inserting it into that of a cats anus.
My cat pissed on my pillow while i was asleep so I gave him a Feline Barbwire Rod Shove.
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another way of saying "I love it so much"
Friend: hey have you heard Fall Out Boy's new single?
Me: yeS IT'S SO GOOD I'M GONNA SHOVE IT UP MY ASS
Friend: what
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A more badass way of saying "I'm sick and tired of repeating myself, get it through your fucking head". May also have implications of "are you calling me a liar?". From the Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans movie "The Last Boy Scout".
I'm gonna say this again, for the cheap seats. (yelling) I DON'T KNOW WHERE JOE HALLENBECK IS! That's my fucking statement! Write it down and shove it up your ass!
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