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"Yea dat nigga Percy was shucking banannas on an oyster boat yerd me"
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During sex, the vagina gets so wet and sloppy your pecker slips out and deflects. But without missing a stroke, it enters her asshole. Often resulting in a very high pitch squeal that only animals can hear.
My girlfriend and I were having some pretty good sex the other night. I mean, she was so wet and I was going so fast, she got the double clutch slip shuck. She wasn't able to sit down all weekend.
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a mispoken phrase while attempting to ask "what the fuck are you doing" while inebriated.
"who the fuck is messing with me"
"shut the shuck are you shooing"
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In Scotland this is pronounced "If ye never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon" but to the rest of the English speaking world would be pronounced as "If You Never Had a Shuck You Would Drown!" This means that if you didn't have an Arse Crack you would drown in your own Sweat. This emplies that the Arse Crack is some sort of Drainage system for sweat to seep away and without it there would be a build up of sweat which would eventually drown the Sufferer.
Kathy: Oh Betty the sweat's lashin' out of me!
Betty: Aye...If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon!
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A term used by farming folk Northern Ireland to show a slight discomfort in the underware department where ones underware is stuck in their anus
also see wedgey
also see shuck
"Awk fuck my dungarees arr up me shuck"
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to use 2 hands and twist opposite directions and slob on a knob
Bro my Girl gave me the Shuck Luck Twist last night
The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.
Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.
Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I
Know you were totally wasted. I saw you
disappear with that chick at like 3am.
You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in
back room and smashed it. She was
ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.
Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was
nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give
A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.