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It ain't just a man thing, ya know! As well as collecting under a man's willy foreskin, smegma, otherwise known as 'smeg' is a gross, cheesy-like substance that collects between the folds of a woman labia (vaginal flaps) It is basically a collection of dead skin cells, oils and secretions, nothing sinister (though it looks it)
" Wash your flange, you dirty cow, or your smeg is gonna build up!"
"Your willy looks like a cheese shop. Go and shower your smeg off!"
Smeg, meaning to goon, goon meaning to ejaculate. Smeg to aztec goon.
The liquid part of cum like when you forget to shake the ketchup bottle and you get that liquidy water part of the ketchup. The smeg is the liquidy substance.
"Ah stahppp your smeg is all over my face!"
Also #smeg
Something or someone who is disgusting or just smeggy
That guy over there is smeg. He got shit on his pants "Whats that smeg coming out of my dick" Whats that smegg on your face ?
A British exclamation used as a mild expletive.
Could ya chill a smeg down, woman?!
A smeg is often a man, obviously 🙄.
Smegs are people with no brain cells and people who just eat their own shit.
A common smeg name would be faith, Freddie, Adam, luke and jess.
If their was a letter to describe them it would be eeeeeeeeeeee
All in total they're just suck ups to society and deserve to be brutally murdered because of their disgusting eating habits, which stars eating their own shit all day every day, fucking cunts
Just shut the fuck up, you fucking smeg
What are you doing you smeg
When someone called "Meg" steals something. An abbreviation of "It's Meg".
"URGH, has anyone seen my medication? It's gone missing from my bag."
"Smeg"