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Smeg

Smeg left over cum from the penis

Scotland Maxwell has allot of smeg

by Biillaayy December 7, 2010


Smeg

Derived from the word smegma, as although provides 1 purpose is a completely useless and otherwise smelly often disgusting thing that needs cleansing.

A social media mummy who has no life apart from that of her child, owing to the fact she was previously a slut, slag, boring bitch, thot or combinations of.

No job prospects
No friends

Mate, have you seen this smeg posted 40 photos of kid today and its only 11.54am

by Kronotex September 10, 2019


smeg

A British exclamation used as a mild expletive.

Could ya chill a smeg down, woman?!

by Comcoy April 14, 2020


Smeg

A smeg is often a man, obviously 🙄.
Smegs are people with no brain cells and people who just eat their own shit.

A common smeg name would be faith, Freddie, Adam, luke and jess.
If their was a letter to describe them it would be eeeeeeeeeeee
All in total they're just suck ups to society and deserve to be brutally murdered because of their disgusting eating habits, which stars eating their own shit all day every day, fucking cunts

Just shut the fuck up, you fucking smeg
What are you doing you smeg

by Fuck my life you fat bitch November 30, 2020


Smeg

When someone called "Meg" steals something. An abbreviation of "It's Meg".

"URGH, has anyone seen my medication? It's gone missing from my bag."

"Smeg"

by rjtl77 July 8, 2023


Smeg

a baby or a stupid person (sh-meg)

hey you won't jump of a cliff oh, your a smeg

by shady dude March 21, 2022


smeg

1. liquidized crap

2. dried/crusty semen

1. Wayne Buckley is a smeg head (see Wayneth Buckleus)

2. Wayne Buckley has a smeggy chode.

by bread infection November 23, 2009