combination of some and eggs; smeggs
I have smeggs and cheese please.
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Smegg is a word used to describe another persons love when you yourself find this person unattractive. This may simply be because of a certain feature about them that you dislike e.g they have no eyebrows (which this source finds attractive on goth guys despite what a certain person might say). Sound confusing? Look at the example.
Eww, don't tell me that's your smegg?!
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A spicy holiday drink made from cinnamon, nutmeg, cream, and ejaculate. To prepare; pour cream into your partner's mouth, sprinkle on cinnamon and nutmeg, then drop a load and sweeten to taste.
Jason: "Sarah, what's your favorite thing about the holidays"
Sarah: "Hmmm... Well, I love cuddling up in front of the fire with a mug of your spunky smegg nog!"
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The greatest insult on british tv ever from red dwarf
"rimmer your such a smegg head!"
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When you pull back the foreskin, and discover a Jacket Potato's worth of lumpy discharge beneath the mushroom cap.
Jane: "I finally managed to get my hands on Bill's penis last night."
Rita: "Oh, what was it like?"
Jane: "Well, It would have been fine, if not for all the Smegg-Mayonnaise"
Rita: "Shame".