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When a single mother begins to dwell on being alone for the rest of their life and starts paying more attention to men than their children.
Child: Ugh! Mom is so obsessed with her new boyfriend it's like I don't even exist anymore, and when I do, everything is still about him! It's driving me crazy!
Dad: -sigh- She's just dealing with Single Mom Syndrome (SMS) right now. She'll get over it soon.
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The condition in which a person lives vicariously through themselves.
Guy 1 at party: Hey I heard Betty was going to be here! Have you seen her yet, I can't wait to meet her! She's so cray !
Guy 2 at party: Dude, she's been here all night. She's that sad looking girl sitting alone in the corner.
Guy 1 at party: What?! I thought she'd be dancing on a table by now from all her awesome FB and IG posts!
Guy 2 at party: Yeah, you'd think but she has a classic case of social media syndrome (SMS).
Easier way to pronounce SMUSH.
"Alec want smush smush" Sm-uUU-SHH
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A Crackhead basically saying water tastes like water
W: it tastes like water
W and Y: SM water tastes like water
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Guys Who Can Play Serious Ball And All Have Big Shlongs
Them West Australian Guy Goin On A Basketball Tour Are FUCKIN SKILLED AZ At Ballin
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