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When you're reaching a climax and someone throws pepper on your face causing you to sneeze, increasing your orgasm by an 1/8.
***CAUTION: may cause heart failure***
*SNEEZE/ORGASM* THANK YOU for the sneeze and please my squeeze
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People who make a spectacle out of a simple sneeze by adding loud, phony, often high pitched vocal inflections, coos, or other inane sounds after they sneeze. This insures everyone in the office is aware a sneeze just occurred.
Can't really spell the sounds people make when they do a drama sneeze, but we've all heard it.
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When you sneeze all over your computer monitor you do a starfield sneeze. This is due to the refraction of red green and blue light in each droplet of dispursed saliva and the randomness produces a very colourful starfield effect.
"oh man! I just starfield sneezed all over my screen"
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When you have contractional all frothy vaginal release during a valsalva manuveuer.
While laughing heartily in the movie theater, I experienced a vaginal sneeze.
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The sensation of a sneeze that won't occur naturally.
I kept having to phantom sneeze in front of Jane last night and now she thinks I have terrets.
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An incomplete sneeze that leaves the would-be sneezer with a feeling of frustrating non-consummation (as sneezing activates the same parts of the brain as an orgasm). Also: A person who talks a potential sneezer out of the completion of a sneeze.
As a sneeze tease, she took pleasure in coaxing her friends out of their impending sneezes: "It's OK, look at me, you can do it, you don't have to sneeze..." (Try it, it works.)
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a.k.a. sneeze-butt, ass-sneeze, asschoo
A butt-sneeze is a semi-mythical phenomenon that involves a rapid expulsion of air and liquid from the rectum. The 'sneeze' is often mistaken for flatulence due to it's sound and pungent odor.
Despite it's rare occurance, controversy has erupted about whether it is necessary to say "bless you" after a butt-sneeze, as one generally does after a regular Sneeze.
The late Father Y. A. Nire had the following words on this matter:
"In the past, it was believed that the soul escaped the body when a person sneezed. So, by saying 'bless you', the soul was returned to the body. Religion tells us that sinful/harmful substances leave the anus - for example: excrement. However, divine things enter the anus - Such as, my penis into a supermodel. Since the soul is considered divine, it is unlikely to travel out of the anus. Therefore, one does not need to say "bless you".
ass: pfffffffffpsssssssssBOOM!
you: oh shit, I just had a butt sneeze
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