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When you teach your friend how to spit roast a slapper from town.
My friend and I Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackled this slapper we met on the weekend.
to explosively defocate after a sudden shocking, surprising, or traumatic expirience
When I saw that deer jump in the road I action-spackled all over the car!
When your significant other is sleeping and you jiz in their eyes and let it dry. They wake up and can't open their eyes.
I gave my girl spackled eyes last night!
The dried on bits of leftover cereal stuck to the edge of the bowl. If left unwashed or rinsed, these particles will immediately begin to harden into a spackle that cannot be removed by even the toughest sponge.
Alicia left her bowl of cereal on the bedside table last night, and now she is chipping away at the cereal spackle.
A person who licks his own half dried cum from his girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep
Hell dude, I waited till my girl fell asleep then I licked my own cum from the corner of her mouth. Does that make me a spackle burgler?
The dried white residue that stays on the skin after a man ejaculates on another person.
After he shot his load in her face, he filled her acne craters with his dick spackle
Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.
Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\